$LARDER · Robinhood Chain

    Fees buy the next stock, every 5 minutes at most. Burn the coin to take your share.

    ETH sent to the larder can only become stock or redemptions. Sending the fees is on us; the rest is on the contract.

    $LARDER CA0x0000…0000 · CA at launch
    Launch on Pons
    In the larder now $0.00 next: NVDA
    checking the contract…
    $LARDER

    Quote from quoteRedeem(). No wallet needed to look.

    The honesty table

    Deposits

    Every transfer of ETH into the larder, with its sender. Sending the creator fees here is something the team does by hand.

    Sent to the larder0 ETHchain
    Creator tax collected so far–estimatePons volume × creator tax. Not an on-chain number.
    Time (UTC)FromETHTx
    Last 50

    Sling log

    Each line is one call to sling(): who called it, what ETH became, and any stop it had to skip.

    Time (UTC)StopBoughtSpentPrice paidCallerTx
    Six lines

    How it works

    contract is enforced by code on Robinhood Chain. team is what we intend to do; nothing makes us.

    1. contract

      ETH sent to the larder can leave only three ways: sling() turns it into stock, a 0.1% tip goes to whoever called it, redeem() pays people who burn $LARDER. There is no withdraw function.

    2. contract

      Anyone can call sling(), at most once every 5 minutes. It spends 1/12 of the larder (never less than 0.002 ETH, never more than 0.25 ETH) on the next stop of a fixed 12-stock list and pays the caller a 0.1% tip.

    3. contract

      Every buy must land within 1.5% of the pool's 30-minute TWAP. A stop that is paused by its issuer or out of range is skipped, never forced.

    4. contract

      Burn $LARDER with redeem() to take your share of every stock, USDG and ETH in the larder: your coins ÷ (total supply − coins at the dead address).

    5. contract

      The 12-stop list is fixed at deploy. After setToken() nobody can pause, rescue or change anything.

    6. team

      The team intends to send the creator fees to the larder by hand and runs a small keeper that slings when it can. Either may stop; no schedule and no amount is promised. The deposits table shows every transfer.

    Read the docs: the 12 stops, the redeem math, the risks →